Zinthu Zokha Kum'mwera Kwenikweni Amadziwa ...
Pali zinthu zina zomwe anthu akummwera okha amadziwa kapena kuyamikira za South. Anthu a kumpoto angayesere kumvetsetsa, koma makamaka, samadziwa chomwe sakumvetsa. Zina mwa "nthabwala" izi zimayenda mozungulira ndi kuzungulira intaneti ndi mmbuyo ndi mtsogolo kudzera mu imelo. Sindikudziwa WHO analemba izi ... koma ndikudziwa kuti ziyenera kukhala zenizeni, zakummwera zowona:
- Ndimakonda Kukhala Kum'mwera ...
- Ndikummwera yekhayo amadziwa kusiyana pakati pa hersie woyenera ndi kulumikizana bwino, ndipo kuti "MUSIMA" iwo, "PITCH" iwo.
- Ndikummwera yekha amene amadziwa nsomba zambiri, maluwa, mpiru, nandolo, nyemba, ndi zina zotero, amapanga "chisokonezo."
- Wachimwera yekha ndi amene angakuwonetseni kapena kukuuzani zoyenera za "kutaliko."
- Ndim'mwera yekha amene amadziwa momwe "mwachindunji" aliri monga: "Pita ku tawuni, bwererani mwachindunji."
- Ngakhale ana a Kummwera amadziwa kuti "Gimme shuga" sali pempho la mankhwala okongola, obiriwira omwe amakhala mu mbale yabwino kwambiri pakati pa tebulo.
- Anthu onse akummwera amadziwa nthawi ndi nthawi. Iwo sangagwiritse ntchito mawuwo, koma amadziwa bwino lingalirolo.
- Wachimwera yekha akudziwa mwachibadwa kuti chisonyezo chabwino kwambiri cha chitonthozo kwa mnzako yemwe ali ndi vuto ndi mbale ya nkhuku yotentha yokazinga ndi mbale yaikulu ya saladi ya mbatata ozizira. Ngati vuto la oyandikana nalo liri vuto lenileni, amadziwanso kuwonjezera lalikulu banana puddin!
- Anthu akummwera okha amakulira kusiyana pakati pa "pafupi pafupi" ndi "mbali yeniyeni." Amadziwanso kuti "pansi pamsewu" akhoza kukhala 1 kilomita kapena 20.
- Ndikummwera yekha, onse amadziwa ndikumvetsa, kusiyana pakati pa redneck, mnyamata wabwino, ndi po 'zoyera.
- Palibe Mtundu Weniweni yemwe angaganizepo kuti galimotoyo ndi chizindikiro chowombera kwenikweni idzapanga mpikisano.
- Wachimwera amadziwa kuti "fixin" angagwiritsidwe ntchito monga dzina, mawu, kapena adverb.
- Ndimadera akummwera okha amapanga mabwenzi akuyima mzere. Sitichita "mizere," timachita "mizere"; ndipo pamene tiri "mzere," timayankhula ndi aliyense!
- Ikani Asilamu 100 mu chipinda ndi theka la iwo adzipeza kuti akugwirizana, ngakhale ngati ndizokwatirana.
- Anthu akumadzulo samatchula munthu mmodzi kuti "ya'll."
- Anthu akumadera akumidzi amadziwa kuti chakudya chimachokera ku chimanga komanso momwe angadye.
- Wonse Kummwera amadziwa tomato ndi mazira, nyama yankhumba, nyemba, ndi khofi ndi zodabwitsa kwambiri; Diso lofiira ilo ndi chakudya cham'mawa; ndipo tomato wobiriwira wokazinga si chakudya cha kadzutsa.
- Pamene mukumva wina akunena, "Chabwino, ndinadzigwira ndekha lookin", "mukudziwa kuti muli pamaso pa munthu wakum'mwera weniweni!
- Amwenye akumidzi okha amati "tiyi wokoma" ndi "mkaka wokoma." Tiyi yokoma imasonyeza kufunika koti shuga ndi zambiri ... sitimakonda tiyi tomwe sitinapangidwe bwino. "Mkaka wokoma" umatanthauza kuti simukufuna batala.
- Ndipo Wachimwera weniweni amadziwa kuti simukuwadandaula amayi achikulire omwe amayendetsa 30 MPH pawindo. Mungoti, "Dalitsani mtima wake" ndikupita njira yanu.
- Kwa inu omwe mwakhala mukuchititsidwa manyazi ndi Southerness wanu: Tengani zitsitsimutso ziwiri zazitsulo ndi mlingo wa soseji gravy ndipo mundiimbire ine m'mawa. Dalitsani mtima wanu!
- Ndipo kwa inu omwe mukuvutikabe kumvetsa zinthu zonse za Kum'mwera, dalitsani mitima yanu, ndikumva kuti iwo ali okonzeka kukhala ndi makalasi ku South Africa ngati chinenero chachiwiri!
- Ndipo kwa iwo omwe sali ochokera Kummwera koma akhala pano kwa nthawi yaitali, amafunika chizindikiro choti apachike pa lebwalo lakumaso lomwe likuti "Ndine kuchokera Kummwera koma ndabwera kuno mofulumira momwe ndingathere. "
- Dalitsani mitima yanu, mukhale ndi tsiku lodala.
~ Osadziwika
Zowonjezera Huntsville