Musati Mutenge Pano Pano
Dateline: April 1
Dipatimenti ya Moto ndi Dipatimenti Yopulumutsa Anthu ku Maricopa yatumiza machenjezo kwa anthu ndi alendo ku malo akuluakulu a Phoenix. Pambuyo pophunzira zochitika zambiri zomwe sizinatchulidwe zaka zingapo zapitazi, zatsimikiziridwa kuti pamene kutentha mumtsinje wa Sun kumadutsa madigiri 110, si zachilendo kuti anthu adzichepetse pansi pamene nsapato zophimba mphira zikuvala kwenikweni kusungunuka mu phula.
Nsapato zomwe zili mufunsozi ndizo nsapato zonse za masewera, nsapato, ndi flip flops. The Arizona Attorney General wapereka chigamulo chomwe chimafuna kuti onse opanga nsapato aziphatikizapo chenjezo lotsatira pa nsapato, nsapato, nsapato, nsapato, nsapato, ndi nsapato zina zonse zogulitsidwa ndi rabara zogulitsa ku Arizona:
Mkulu wa Arizona Attorney General watsimikiza kuti kuvala nsapato za mphira wa raba m'chilimwe ku Arizona Desert zingayambitse anthu kukhala omasuka ndi olimba pansi.
Ndinakambirana ndi mwamuna wina za chilengezo chodabwitsa ichi. Stanley ndi alendo ochokera ku Wyoming.
Expert Phoenix: Choncho, tiuzeni zomwe zinachitika.
Stanley: Inali nthawi yoyamba yomwe tinakhala ku Phoenix. Tinkakhala pamalo osungirako magalimoto pamalo ogulitsa. Ndinatsegula thunthu ndikukonzanso zinthu kumeneko. Panali madigiri 120 panthawiyo. Ndatseka thunthu ndikuyesa kusuntha. Ndinali womangika. Ndiko kulondola, nsapato za nsapato zanga zinagwirizanitsidwa ndi phula la malo osungirako magalimoto.
Expert Phoenix: Ndiyeno chinachitika nchiani?
Stanley: Mkazi wanga anatenga chombocho ndi khwangwala pamtengo, koma ngakhale amayesetsa kwambiri, sakanatha kumasula nsapato zanga. Anatcha 911.
Expert Phoenix: Ndiyeno chinachitika nchiani?
Stanley: Othandiza anthu odwala matendawa atha kundimasula ndi SET yawo (Shoe Extraction Tool). Choyamba chimapereka nsapato ndi mpaiko kuphulika kwa madzi a nitrogeni kuti awononge malowo.
Kenaka amagwiritsa ntchito chipangizochi cha akupanga chomwe chikuwoneka ngati spatula ndi mawaya okhudzana ndi bokosi lakuda. Mwinamwake, pafupi maminiti 10, iwo anandipatsa ine UFULU ndikuyenda kachiwiri. Icho chinali kuyitana kwapafupi, ine ndikuuzani inu zimenezo.
Expert Phoenix: Ndiyeno chinachitika nchiani?
Stanley: Othandiza anthu odwala matenda opaleshoni anatipatsa kabuku kakuti "Musati Mupeze Stuck Apa." Chinthu chomwe mukuyenera kukumbukira ndikupitiriza kuyenda. Kuima pamalo amodzi kudzachititsa nsapato zanu kuti zikhale zowonongeka kumalo ozungulira. Pitani ku malo oyendetsa magalimoto pamtunda wa chilimwe ndipo nthawi zambiri mumakhala anthu angapo omwe akudikirira odwala opaleshoni. Iwo anandiuza kuti anali ndi zoonjezeranso zina ziwiri zomwe ziyenera kuchitidwa pa malo omwewo.
Ngati mukudera nkhawa za inu kapena banja lanu mukukumana ndi zotsatira za kusungunuka nsapato, mutenge nsapato zonse za bowling, nsapato za zikopa, kapena nsapato zotchipa.
Ngakhale kuti analibe wokonzeka kupereka zotsatila za nyengo iyi yachisanu, Attorney General akuyang'aniranso kuopsa kovala zovala zogwiritsa ntchito mphira. Titha kuyembekezera lipotili posachedwa.
Tsiku Lokondwa la April Fool!
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Awa ndi nthabwala za Tsiku la April Fool. Nsapato sizimasungunuka mumsewu pamene anthu amayima, ngakhale kuti iyi ndi imodzi mwa nthano, kapena nthano za m'tawuni, zomwe ndamva za nyengo yathu yotentha ya Phoenix.
Inde, pali masiku otentha kwambiri m'chilimwe. Anthu ena sapeza vuto, ndipo anthu ena amakonda nyengo zoziziritsa. Apa ndi pamene mungaphunzire choonadi ponena za nyengo ya Phoenix.
Zikomo kwambiri kwa Randy Stanard, membala wa Pulogalamu ya Phoenix, amene anapereka mfundo ndi mayankho a mafunso pa nkhaniyi. Ndi nthabwala, anthu! Koma ndikuganiza kuti mafunso anga oyankhulana nawo anali kukonda ....