Mwamuna mmodzi, akazi asanu ku Las Vegas
Ndiroleni ine ndikhale woonamtima ndi inu pompano, Chingwe chokwanira pamaso panu sichisangalatsa. Ndithudi, si choncho. Nchifukwa chiyani ndikunena izi?
Monga mkazi wanga analipira steroid iyi, kutenga, Adonis, akuyang'ana mwana kuti andipatseko kuvina ngati gawo la kuyesa kukonza phala ndikudziwitsa akazi pa zosangalatsa ku Las Vegas, ine ndinatsala pang'ono kutaya mimba yanga. Mnyamata uyu adataya zinthu pang'ono kuchokera pa spandex thong pomwe adakwera masentimita kuchokera mphuno zanga.
Zonsezi zinayambika mosavuta chifukwa cha piritsi yomwe mkazi wanga adapanga pa maphwando a bachelorette kukhala chinthu chachikulu chotsatira ku Las Vegas. Mwamtheradi, anali ndi lingaliro lakuti panali amayi ambiri omwe amasangalala usiku watha kusiyana ndi amuna masiku ano. Mawu ake enieni anali, "Akazi amavala mathalauza m'mabanja ambiri masiku ano kotero iwo amasulidwa mpaka kufunafuna zosangalatsa zachikulire. Inde, iwo amafuna kusiya ana ndi abambo kunyumba kwa usiku wachisungwana. "
Ndinavomereza kuti amayi amafuna kusangalala , koma lingaliro lakuti chifukwa chakuti ndimakhala pakhomo tsiku ndi tsiku sindimavala thalauza, chabwino, sindikuganiza choncho. Iye anatsindika kuti angapeze amayi ambiri omwe ali ndi maphwando a bachelorette ku Las Vegas kusiyana ndi amuna komanso kuti ndiyenera kuganizira za zosangalatsa za amayi.
Kuti apange nkhani yayitali ya pulayimale ndi yaifupi, iye anali kulondola. Mitundu yamphongo yandilola ine kuti ndikhale pansi pamene amatha kupeza magulu fifitini a akazi mu phwando lachikondwerero.
Azimayiwo adatenga Las Vegas kotero ndinagwirizana kuti ndiziganizira kwambiri za amayi ndi zosowa zawo ndipo ndinafunika kuvomereza usiku uliwonse m'tawuniyi ndi mkazi wanga ndi anzake angapo.
Kotero usiku unayamba ndi ine kukhala pansi pawonetsero ndi amuna ochokera ku Australia ndi "Bingu kuchokera Downunder", ku Excalibur.
Uku kunali kubweza pang'onopang'ono monga momwe ndanenera kuti ndakhala ndi antchito ochokera ku Mipikisano ya Olimpiki yomwe inapezeka ku Australia. Ndinafotokozera kuti monga gawo la kafukufuku wanga kunali kofunika kuti ndiyankhulane ndi amai a mabungwe a mabwana. Panthawi yomwe sankaganiza, koma moona mtima, sindinamvepo kuti ndikufunika kumva munthu wong'ung'udza m'makutu anga, "Iwe ndiwe wochepa kwambiri."
Iye ankakonda izo monga momwe amachitira abwenzi ake.
Lucky kwa ine sanamuitane aliyense ku gome lathu, koma ndikutha kuona chifukwa chake Australiya wokongola ku Olympic Gardens adachoka kwawo, anyamatawa amatenga thukuta kwambiri chifukwa cha kukoma kwanga. Zoonadi, ndani ameta zifuwa zawo monga choncho?
Msonkhanowu utatha, sitinakhale ndi nthawi yoti tikambirane kumapeto kwa madzulo pamene tinkafulumira kupita kuwonetseredwe yotsatira, "Men: Show". Poyamba ndinaganiza kuti tinapita ku ma Comedy Centrals "The Man Show", koma mwatsoka panalibe pafupi ndi izo. Osati mtsikana mmodzi pa trampolines m'malo. Ndimakhulupirira kuti mowa udaliponso. Kuchokera ku zomwe ndinauzidwa, Apple Martinis anali abwino. Ndinayesa kusamba ndekha mudziko laledzera limene laperekedwa ndi bwenzi langa Johnny Walker.
Ndiyenera kufotokoza kuti amayi mwakutanthauzira ndi zolengedwa zodabwitsa. Azimayi ali ndi makompyuta ndi ma symmetry of art art. Amuna, chabwino, sitimayesedwa kuti tisonyezedwe ndikuwonetsedwa. Mwamuna wamwamuna samakonda; moona, ine kulibwino ndiyatse magetsi kupita pansi pamene ine ndikusamba. Anyamata, tili ndi zambiri zoti tipereke mu mtima ndi malingaliro.
Ndikutsimikiza kuti amayi ambiri amagwirizana nazo.
Pamene tinachoka pachiwonetsero ku Rivira asungwana adayesa kutipangitsa kuti tiwone osewera a "Chippendales" ku Rio koma anali atatha kale kusonyeza.
Ndi manyazi bwanji, kapena ndinaganiza.
Ndiyenera kuzindikira kuti pamene mutuluka m'chipinda chodzaza ndi amayi akuyang'ana amuna amaliseche ndipo mumapezeka kumbuyo kwa limousine ndi akazi asanu mwazimene zimakhala zosangalatsa. Palibe choyipa kapena china chilichonse koma atsikanawa anali okonzeka kupita kunyumba ndikusangalatsa amuna awo. Ndinayamba kuganizira za chuma changa. Pamene Limo anaima, ndinakwera kuti ndikaone kuti atsikanawo anali atakwanira ndipo ananditengera ku "Olympic Gardens" monga nsembe yamtendere.
Ndivomereza kuti ndakhala nthawi yochuluka ndikudula nsomba ndi whiskey usiku uno, koma zomwe sindingathe kuzidziwa ndi momwe ndayiwala kuti chipinda chachiwiri cha gulu la okondedwa ameneyu chimapereka ndondomeko ya amuna onse.
Kotero ine ndinakhala ndi thonje la siliva, dikirani, spandex, thumba la siliva, kutambasula mpaka kumalo ake omwe amatha kupaka pa tsaya langa monga chinchilla akuyang'ana kuti ayambe. Sindingakhale womasuka.
Akaziwa, ankandisangalalira kundiyang'ana koma nthawi zina adavomereza kuti sakusowa kuti anyamata onse azisangalala kuti azikhala ndi nthawi yabwino.
Mkazi wanga anadutsa madzulo pofika mmodzi wa abambo akubwera kudzakhala pampando wanga ndikuyesera bwino kwambiri ku Australia "" Tsiku labwino, wokondedwa? "Chinali choipa kwambiri komanso thupi lake linali lopweteka kwambiri chifukwa cha khakis.
Choncho, ngati mukupeza kuti mukuyenda mozungulira kansino ndipo mukuwona gulu la amayi akukondwerera kugwa kwa mlongo wina ku miyambo ya ukwati woyera, dziwani kuti akazi masiku ano amavala mathalauza, ndipo amayenera kutuluka ndikukhala pang'ono zokondweretsa, malinga ngati sakukupangitsani kuvala kakang'ono, siliva, nsalu pansi pazovala usiku wotsatira.