Bomba la ku galimoto ya ku Ireland? Eya, ilo ndi dzina lochititsa chidwi kwa inu, sichoncho?
The Irish Car Bomb ndi chizindikiro cha idiocy, mwanjira iliyonse yomwe mukuwonera. Ndikumwa okondedwa a anyamata achibale ku USA, zikuwoneka. Ndipo mabomba a galimoto anali (ine ndikugwiritsa ntchito nthawi yapitayi ndi kuwaza kwa chiyembekezo pano) chenicheni cha magazi kwa anthu a mibadwo yonse ku Ireland. Zina mwa zinthu zamakhalidwe ambiri zomwe ndakhala ndikuziwonetsa (kupatulapo mavidiyo ena opangidwa ndi kunyumba pa YouTube, ndizo) ... inali nthawi yomwe gulu lachibwana la achinyamata a ku America linalowa mumapiri a ku Ireland , atanyamuka kupita ku bar ndi wogula wa ogonjetsa, ndiye adalamula angapo "Mabomba a ku Car".
Mkaziyu ankawoneka atatayika. Choyamba, chifukwa palibe aliyense ku Ireland amene amadziwa zakumwa zotchedwa "Irish Car Bomb". Ndiyeno chifukwa ... chabwino, mabomba am'galimoto ku Ireland samakonda kutsekemera patapita kanthawi, amatha kukuthazitsani mkati mwachiwiri. "Feckin 'eejits," Ndinalankhula mawu osankhidwa pansi pa mpweya wanga, osati wotsika mokwanira kuti ndisatenge maso pang'ono kuchokera kwa anyamata achibale. Kenaka bwanayo ataona gululo kuti alowe kuntchito, adanyamuka ndikuwauza kuti, "Ife sitimatumikira kuno ... ndipo ndikuganiza kuti muli ndi zokwanira!" Kotero iwo anachoka, mokweza kwambiri. Ndipo ine sindingakhoze kuthandiza koma kuganiza kuti mu malo ambiri dongosolo lawo likanakhoza kuwongola molunjika, popanda ayezi, mu nkhope zawo ...
Kodi "Bomba la ku Ireland" ndi chiyani?
Ndi chinthu china cha ku America ... ndipo ndi zonyansa zokwanira zitatu zakumwa zabwino. Ndinafotokozedwa kuti ndikumwera mowa wa ku America (ine nthawizonse ndinkakhala ndi cocktails pansi ngati zakumwa zoyeretsa, koma ndi ineyo), "Irish Car Bomb" molondola "kuwombera bomba", monga boilermaker.
Inu mumatenga galasi lachibwibwi cha Irish (osati kwenikweni, koma nthawi zambiri Guinness), pafupifupi theka ladzaza. Ndiye inu mumayandama muyeso wa whiskey waku Ireland ndi pamwamba pa mzere wa Irish Cream mu galasi lamoto. Kuti amalize "malo odyera", galasi lojambulidwa lidaponyedwa ("bomba") kukhala lolimba. Zomwe zingakhale zosokoneza zokha.
Koma pano zosangalatsa zimangoyamba, chifukwa pokhapokha phokoso, kachasu ndi kusakaniza zokometsera, zonsezi zidzasokoneza (zomwe mwazidzidzidzi sizimachepetsa kapena kuzikongoletsa, koma zingakukhumudwitse inu mwanjira zina). Kotero cholinga chonse cha "Bomba la Irish Car" ndikutsika mofulumira momwe zingathere. Chomwe chimapangitsa kuti chikhale chotchuka ndi anthu omwe samasamala kwenikweni zomwe amamwa, koma omwe akufuna kupanga zokolola zazikulu kuchokera ku zakumwa zawo, ndiledzera mu nthawi yachuma.
Ndipo ngakhale kuti zakumwa zimatchuka kwambiri ku US, sizikudziwikiratu ku Ireland, ndipo mipiringidzo ina ya Chingerezi yomwe ikuyesa kulengeza izi imalandira madandaulo. Tangoganizani chifukwa chake ...
Kodi Bombe la ku Car Car kwenikweni ndilo ...
Tangoganizani kukhala kunja ndi pafupi paulendo, pamene "chilonda" chikulengezedwa ndipo iwe uweta pa galimoto yofiira. Chimene chimapweteka pamene mudakali pafupi. Kumva kwako kwatha, galasi yowuluka ikudula msana wako, iwe waponyedwa pamphepete mwachitsulo ndi kubvomera kuti uwonetse izo. Koma izi sizinthu zofunika kwambiri pakali pano. Mukuyang'ana mwana wanu, yemwe adangodumpha pambali panu. Simungamupeze. Tsiku lotsatira mumapemphedwa kuti mudziwe zotsalira zamagazi, miyendo inang'ambika, mu morgue ...
mudapeza mwana wanu.
Taganizirani za Omagh 1998, pamene bomba la galimoto linayima m'misika yodutsa mumzindawu ndi "a Republican Dissident" anapha anthu oposa khumi ndi awiri - akazi, amuna, ana, okalamba, British, Irish, Spanish. Kapena ganizirani Dublin ndi Monaghan mu 1974, pamene mabomba oyendetsa galimoto okonzedwa ndi Loyalists anapha anthu 33 (34 ngati muwerengera mwana wosabadwa) - imfa yaikulu kwambiri tsiku lililonse mu "Mavuto". Kwa alendo ena a US angathandizenso kuganizira za Oklahoma City mu 1995, pamene anthu 168 anaphedwa - mwinamwake wina ayenera kupanga "Timothy McVeigh Cocktail"?
Ireland yakhala ndi magalimoto a galimoto ndi ma IED ena ("zipangizo zosokoneza bwino"), kumpoto ndi kum'mwera kwa malire, omwe anabzala kumbali zonse ziwiri za ndale zachipanikiti, ndi imfa yomwe ikuopseza kuti idzauka chifukwa cha " olimbana ndi ufulu "akuyesa kufotokoza mfundo zawo pobzala chida china chosadziwika kuti ali ndi chidziwitso choopsa cha" kuwonongeka kwa ndalama ".
Ndipo nchifukwa ninji wina angaganize kuti ili ndi dzina labwino pa masitolo? Ndipo ndikufunseni mu dziko lomwe lawona ambirimbiri omwe anaphedwa ndi mabomba enieni a galimoto ku Ireland?
Ingoima ndi Kuganiza!
Choncho, munthu wokaona malo amapita ku bar a Tel Aviv ndikupempha "Hamu Yodzipha Bomba" ... Ndikudziwa kuti dzina lamtundu umenewu limapatsa "malo ogulitsa" kwinakwake. Kodi mukuwona izi zikuyenda bwino ndi antchito? Ndikuganizira, kuyesa kufotokoza mwina kungakhale kochedwa kwambiri chitatha chitetezo chitagwirizana ndi vuto lomwe ndikuganiza kuti likuwopsyeza.
Kapena ganizirani kuti mumapanga malo odyera a ku Middle East a m'dera linalake lopsa mtima. Ndipo munthu wochezeka yemwe akutumikira izi mosakayika akunena kuti iyi ndi "9/11 Special" ...
Sungani nkhani tsiku ndi tsiku ndipo mukumva za bomba la galimoto likupita kwinakwake, ndikupha ambiri. Ndiyeno mumapita kukakonza "Bomba la ku Ireland"? Zonse zosangalatsa, sichoncho? Ayi, ayi. Ndipo sizoluntha mwina.
Ndipo, zonsezi, ndikumwa zakumwa zabwino ...
Lamuzani whiskey yabwino kwambiri ya ku Ireland , yoyera, osatentha, otsatiridwa ndi mowa wothamanga - osangalatsa kwambiri, ndikukupatsani inu nthawi yosangalala. Ndipo osati kukupangitsani kuti muwoneke ngati osasamala mukamayitanitsa.