Malo 15 Ofunika Kwambiri ndi Zolembedwa za Mardi Gras ku New Orleans

Mardi Gras ku New Orleans ndi zosangalatsa zodabwitsa, koma zingakhale zoopsya, makamaka kwa oyamba. Ndipo ngakhale kuti ili ndi mbiri ngati chinthu chololedwa-chimapititsa patsogolo, pali malamulo ena, onse ovomerezeka ndi osayankhula, omwe amasangalatsa phwando kwa aliyense. Tsatirani iwo ndipo mudzakhala ndi nthawi yayikulu!

• 01 pa 15

  Musagule Zambiri

  Ichi ndi chiwonongeko chachikulu mu makampani oyendayenda a New Orleans, ndikuganiza. Masitolo achikumbutso a Schlocky nthawi zonse amakhala ndi mikanda yogulitsidwa, nthawi zambiri pamasewero opanda pake. Yall, iwo amawaponyera iwo akusuntha kwaulere ndi mamilioni. Pitani ku chiwonetsero chirichonse; Mwinamwake mudzagwira zambiri kuposa momwe mungathe kuvala.

• 02 pa 15

  Mukafika Kumzinda Oyambirira

  Masiku aakulu, osangalatsa kwambiri a nyengo ya Carnival ikuchitika masiku angapo akutsogolera ku Fat Lachiwiri. Krewe wa Muses , ndi ubwino wake wamkazi akuponya, akulemba pa Lachinayi kale; Super-Krewe ya Endymion, yomwe ili ndi njira yapaderadera yozungulira midzi ya Mid-City, yolemba Loweruka isanafike; chilumba cha Krewe cha Bacchus , ndi maulendo ake aakulu a animatronic ndi celebrity monarch (Hugh Laurie mu 2014) ndi ena ambiri.
  
  Kumbukirani, nyengo ya Carnival yachitika pakati pausiku pa Mardi Gras. Ndichoncho. Lent akuyamba ndipo phwando latha, ndipo izi zikulimbikitsidwa ndi apolisi apanyumba. Lent ikhoza kukhala nthawi yokoma, yamtendere ku New Orleans, koma ngati mukufuna phwando, bwerani pamaso pa Mardi Gras, osati pambuyo.

• 03 pa 15

  Pitani ku Njira zapakatikati, Kwambiri

  Ngati mukukonzekera kuyang'ana mapepala, pitani kupeza malo pamsewu ndikukhala okongola. Anthu ena am'deralo adzafika m'mawa m'mawa akuluakulu, koma maola angapo amafunika kuchita nthawi zambiri. Osadandaula, sizosangalatsa: kuyang'ana anthu ndi golidi.
  

• 04 pa 15

  Muzibweretsa Ana Anu

  Zoonadi! Ingowaletsa iwo kuti asachoke ku Quarter yachinyengo ya French. Khalani pamwamba ndipo penyani zikondwerero monga onse ammudzi amachitira ndi ana awo. Sikuti ndi achibale okha, amapangidwira mabanja . Chokhachokha chachikulu ndi chakuti malo osambira akhoza kukhala achinyengo. Bote lanu lokongola: khalani ogwira ntchito pafupi ndi malo odyera kapena sitolo yomwe ikugulitsa mwayi wa bafa (inde, ichi ndi chinthu, ndipo inde, ndizofunikira ndalama zokwana madola 5 kapena chirichonse chopanda malire kusambira). Ngati ndinu ochokera kwina kulikonse, pangani ana anu chizindikiro cholemba mapepala omwe amati - okwera nawo amakonda kusamba kunja kwa tawuni ndi kutaya, kotero tiewewerani!

• 05 ya 15

  Tengani Ndalama, Koma Pewani Chokwanira

  Mardi Gras, monga chochitika chilichonse chomwe chimabweretsa anthu ambiri, chimatulutsanso chinthu choipa, ndipo kutolera ndi kutolera ngongole kungakhale kovuta. Mudzafunikira ndalama zogulitsa ndi ogulira (makamaka samatenga makadi), choncho mubweretseni ndi kuika patsogolo pa thumba lanu, kapena kuti musunge ndalama, pansi pa malaya anu. Zikwangwani zamtundu ndizofunikira kunyamula mabotolo a madzi ndi zokupukuta mvula, koma musaike ndalama zanu kapena zamtengo wapatali mmenemo.

• 06 pa 15

  Ikani mu Cup

  Kumwa mowa kwambiri (makamaka) ku New Orleans, koma simungamwe kumwa mabotolo kapena zitini mumsewu. Gwiritsani ntchito kapu ya pulasitiki kapena, mwachoncho, makasitomala oyendetsa makasitomala. Makapu a pulasitiki ndi kuponyedwa kotchuka pamapikisano, omwe akhala akudziwika kuti amabwera bwino.

• 07 pa 15

  Musathamange Mumsewu Pakati pa Paradaiso

  Musati muziwoloka, musati "muthamange mwamsanga kwenikweni" kuti mutenge kuponyera kozizira komwe kunagwa pansi, musangopita kumeneko. Mafunde ndi aakulu. Simukufuna kuthamanga ndi mmodzi.

• 08 pa 15

  Valani pa Nthawi

  Choyamba, valani zovala (kapena kuphatikizapo zovala zamphongo ndi zina). Zimasangalatsa ndipo zimagwirizanitsa ndi mizu ya holide. "Masking" ndi imodzi mwa miyambo yakale kwambiri ya Mardi Gras - pa holide imene amawona okondwerera masewerawa akusangalala ndi chimanga cha uchimo musanafike nthawi ya kulapa kwa Lenten, nthawizina kudziwika n'kofunika. Zosangalatsa: malinga ndi Malamulo a Louisiana Gawo 54-313, sikuletsedwa kuvala mask poyera ku State of Louisiana tsiku lililonse koma Mardi Gras (ndi zochepa zochepa, ndithudi).
  
  Komabe, pansi pa zovala zanu, valani muzitsulo zowonongeka - Mardi Gras akhoza kukhala ozizira ndipo akhoza kutentha, nthawi zina tsiku lomwelo. Komanso, valani nsapato zabwino zomwe simukuzikonda kwambiri. Nthaka imakhala yamatope ndi mowa-wodzaza ndi wonyansa, makamaka ku Quarter ya France , ndipo nsapato zimatha kukhala zosangalatsa . Koma iwe udzakhala ukuyenda mochuluka. Zomwe zingakhalepo panthawi yochitira masewera olimbitsa thupi ndi zabwino.
  

• 09 pa 15

  Osati Park Stupidly

  Kukhazikitsa malo, monga mukuganiza, ndikutentha kwa New Orleans ku Mardi Gras. (Sizochitika nthawi zina nthawi zonse, mwina.) Ngati mutha kukhala ndi galimoto mumzinda, mumakhala bwino. Mukhoza kuyenda mozungulira kulikonse. Ngati mumabweretsa galimoto mkati, ganizirani kungoyang'ana pakhomo lapadera. Galimoto idzakhala yotetezeka ndipo ikadali yotchipa kusiyana ndi tikiti. Kuikapo paliponse pamsewu, pamalo osalowerera (pamzere wapakati), kapena pamisewu yambiri yomwe imatsekedwa kwa nthawi yosungirako magalimoto (nthawi zina popanda chizindikiro) imangopempha kuti awonongeke. Musati muchite izo.

• 10 pa 15

  Musati Mutenge Nsalu Yanu Popanda Miyendo

  Osachepera kunja kwa Quarter la France . Zili zoletsedwa mu State of Louisiana (ngakhale pa Mardi Gras), ndipo ngati mukuwunikira katundu wanu kulikonse kumene kuli Bourbon Street ndi pafupi nawo, mudzamangidwa. Palibe chofanana ndi khalidwe lachiwerewere lomwe limapereka pa rekodi yanu yosatha (kapena zithunzi za inu zikuyandama pa intaneti kwa muyaya)! Ngati mukufuna zitsulo, kamodzinso, pitani ku chiwonetsero ndikugwira 'em. Ndipo ntchentche, chonde pitirizani kutulutsa mathalauza anu. Pa zifukwa zonse zotchulidwa pamwambapa ndi zina. Palibe amene akuyenera kuwona zimenezo.

• 11 mwa 15

  Pangani Zolemba Zanu Poyamba

  zake ndizoona makamaka ku hotela ndi nyumba za nyumba, zomwe zambiri zimalemba zaka pasadakhale. Komanso ndi zoona, m'madera ambiri odyera. Ambiri a iwo akutsatira Fat Lachiwiri yoyenera, koma amawonongedwa ndi anthu kumapeto kwa sabata. Pezani malo osungirako chakudya chamadzulo ndikudzipulumutsira vuto la kuyendayenda mumzindawo mukufufuza tebulo.
  
  Mukusowa malingaliro? Khalani ndi zakudya zamakono zachi Creole mumasitolo otchuka akale mumzindawu , chitani chakudya chanu chokongola ku malo ena odyera okonda kwambiri a French Quarter , kapena muwone zina zabwino kwambiri zomwe munayamba mwazipeza Malo odyera achi Creole a ku Orleans .

• 12 pa 15

  Musamamwe Mowa ndi Odzimvera

  " Dikirani, koma kodi si mfundo yonse ya Mardi Gras?" Chabwino, wokoma, eya. Ndi mwayi wotsiriza wa zovuta ndi zowonongeka pasanafike nyengo ya Lenten ya masiku 47, kotero inde, kutulutsa yako ya yasaka ndi gawo la zosangalatsa. Koma apo aledzera ndipo apo aledzera . Ndipo zitsanzo zowopsya za omaliza zidzakutumizirani ku tank yoledzera ku Central Lockup.

• 13 pa 15

  Musayang'ane pa Street

  Inde, kupeza malo osambira ndi chinthu chosowa chonchi. Inde, doko-potties m'misewu ndi zonyansa. Inde, kumwa mowa wochuluka kumakhala ndi zotsatira zoipa. Komabe, kuyang'ana pa nyumba (kapena kwina kulikonse) ndilo kulakwitsa komwe, ngati mutadziwika ndi apolisi, mutengerani. Anthu amakhala pano, pambuyo pa zonse, ndipo safuna kuti zitseko zawo zizikuta mkodzo. Malo ogulitsa ndi amalonda pamsewuwu amapereka ndalama zokwana madola 5 omwe amalola kuti ntchito zawo zisagwiritsidwe ntchito mosalekeza tsiku lonse. Ndikofunika!

• 14 pa 15

  Musagwiritse Ulendowu Ulendo Wonse ku France

  Inde, ndi phwando lalikulu lopweteka, ndipo inde, ndibwino kuwonapo kamodzi. Koma musaphonye mwayi wowona zozizwitsa zodabwitsa (zomwe sizinayende pa Quarter on Fat Lachiwiri muzaka makumi asanu), osatchula nthawi yopita kuzungulira mzindawo powona malo osungiramo zinthu zakale zokongola komanso manda okongola, kudya zonse zakudya zokoma zomwe zimachokera ku New Orleans , kumvetsera nyimbo zamoyo, ndikusangalala ndi mzindawu.
  
  Tsopano, pa tsiku la Mardi Gras palokha, chinthu china chonse chatsekedwa, motsimikiza, khalani nthawi yayitali mu Quarter ngati izo zikukondweretsa, koma ganizirani kupita ku Uptown kapena ku Marigny kukawona Mardi Gras momwe anthu am'deralo amachitira, m'malo mwa kugwiritsa ntchito tsiku lanu lonse ndi alendo oledzera.

• 15 mwa 15

  Musagwere Chifukwa cha Zopweteka

  Kuchokera ku " betcha " wakale ndikukuuzani komwe muli ndi nsapato "anyamata kwa atatu otchedwa Monte Card Monte, pali zovuta zowonjezera zambiri zomwe zikudikirira kuti sucker iwagwere. Samalani, samanyalanyaza, musanyalanyaze. Musagwirizane. Zosavuta.
  
  Chinthu chinanso chopewera, mwinamwake wonyenga kwambiri, ndi mitengo ya tekisi yokhazikika kwambiri. Malo a taxi a New Orleans ndi otchuka kwambiri opusa (palibe malo otumizira, oyambira, makampani ang'onoang'ono kapena ochepa kwambiri), ndi zina zotero pazochitika zazikulu. Muyenera kukhala bwino, koma onetsetsani kuti mukukambirana ndalama musanalowe mu kabuku ndikudzipulumutsanso zodabwitsa.