Zotchulidwa pa Zosangalatsa, Chikondi Chachikondi
Kodi chikondi chimakupangitsani kukhala omvera? Kwa chisangalalo chaukwati, taya mawu awa, omwe amagwiritsidwa ntchito kwa onse okwatirana m'chikondi, pokambirana kapena kalata yachikondi.
Azimayi Ali Ndizoyankhula Zawo
"Zilibe kanthu kuti mukuchita chiyani m'chipinda chogona ngati simukuzichita mumsewu ndikuwopseza mahatchiwo." - Akazi a Patrick Campbell
"Musagone mokwanira - khalani ndikumenyana." - Phyllis Diller
"Mungazidabwe kuti kulipira mtengo wotani." - Dolly Parton
"Sitingakonde aliyense amene sitimaseka." Alice Reppler
"Ndimakonda kukwatira kapena kukwatiwa. Ndizotheka kupeza munthu wapadera yemwe mukufuna kumukhumudwitsa moyo wanu wonse." - Rita Rudner
"Anthu ali ndi abwenzi
Chidziwitso chanu chodziwika
Koma anthu amakwatira
Ndiwo anthu ambiri. "
- Charlotte Perkins Gilman
"Chikondi chimakhala ngati wafulumizitsa m'manja, asiye zala zakuguka ndipo zimakhalapo. Ikani, ndipo imachokapo." Dorothy Parker
"Kudzakhala kugonana pambuyo pa imfa, sitidzatha kuzimva." Lily Tomlin
"Mkwatibwi paukwati wake wachiwiri savala chophimba ndipo akufuna kuona zomwe akupeza." - Helen Rowland
"Musati mundiopseze ine mwachikondi, Mwana, tiyeni tiyambe kuyenda mvula." - Billie Holiday
"O, moyo ndi chiyambi cha nyimbo,
Chithunzithunzi;
Ndipo chikondi ndi chinthu chimene sichikhoza kuyenda molakwika;
Ndipo ndine Marie wa Roumania. "
Dorothy Parker
"Ukwati ndi luso labwino - koma sindine wokonzeka kukhala ndi chikhalidwe." - Mae West
"Mtima wanga uli pamalo abwino, ndikudziwa," chifukwa ndinabisala kumeneko. " - Carrie Fisher
"Usakwatire ndi mwamuna kuti amusinthe. Ndicho chimene amasintha sukulu." - Mae West
Mens 'Quotes Worth Reading
"Mtima wowala umakhala nthawi yaitali." William Shakespeare
"Kukhala m'chikondi kumangokhala kuti ndikumvetsa bwino." - HL
Mencken
"Chikondi chili ndi mphamvu yakukukhulupirirani zomwe mungachite ndikumakayikira kwambiri." - Mirabeau
"Ndimadana ndi 'chikondi chikondi.' Ndikuganiza chimodzi mwa zifukwa zomwe zimayambitsa matenda a maganizo ku United States ndikuti anthu adakulira pa 'chikondi chikondi.' - Frank Zappa
"Ndikufuna kuwona mtundu uliwonse wa munthu, wosiyana ndi gorilla, kuti mkazi wabwino komanso wokongola sangamulandire mwamuna." Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
"Mkazi angaperekedwe kuti: mwamuna wake anganene kuti anachita." - Edgar Watson Howe
"Ine ndi mkazi wanga timagonana pafupifupi tsiku lililonse la sabata," anatero Milton Berle. "Inde, pafupifupi Lolemba, pafupifupi Lachisanu, pafupifupi Lachitatu."
"Ngati iwe ukupsompsonana wandale, kumbukirani izi: Iwe sikuti umamupsyopsyona iye, iwe ukupsyopsyona chikhomo chirichonse chimene iye wapsyopsyona zaka zisanu ndi zitatu zapitazo." Jay Leno
"Kukonda ndiko kuvutika." Kuti munthu asatengeke mtima sayenera kukonda koma wina amayamba chifukwa cha chikondi, choncho kukonda ndikumva zowawa osati kukonda kuvutika. Kukhala wokondwa ndiye kuvutika koma kuvutika kumachititsa kuti munthu asakhale wosasangalala. Choncho, kukhala wosasangalala ayenera kukonda, kapena kukonda kuvutika, kapena kukhala ndi chimwemwe chochuluka. - Wolemba Allen, Chikondi ndi Imfa
"Kutseka nthawi zambiri ndi kukonda kwambiri ... kuyamikira kukongola, kupeza zabwino mwa ena, kudzipatsa nokha ... izi ziyenera kuti zitheke." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Kuchokera ku Moonstruck ndi John Patrick Shanley:
I.
Rose: Kodi mumamukonda, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: Ayi.
Rose: Chabwino. Mukawakonda iwo amakuchititsani kupenga chifukwa amadziwa kuti angathe.
II.
Rose: Kodi mumamukonda, Loretta?
Loretta Castorini: O, mai, ndimkonda kwambiri.
Rose: O, Mulungu, ndizoipa kwambiri.
"Ndi mtima uti wazimayi amene anganyoze golidi?" Thomas Grey
"Kodi ndiyenera kuopedwa kapena kukondedwa? Zonsezi ndikufuna kuti anthu aziopa momwe amandikondera." - The Office
"Mzimayi wazaka 47 yemwe wakhala m'banja zaka 27 ndipo ali ndi ana asanu ndi mmodzi amadziwa kuti chikondi ndi chiyani ndipo nthawi ina adandifotokozera izi: 'Chikondi ndi chomwe mwakhala mukukumana nacho ndi winawake.'" - James Thurber
"Thupi, akuti, limagonjetsedwa ndi mphamvu yokoka.
Koma moyo umalamulidwa ndi kukonda, koyera. "- Saul Bellow
"Mnyumba yosangalatsa ndi imodzi imene mwamuna kapena mkazi aliyense amapereka mwayi woti winayo akhale wolondola, ngakhale kuti palibe amene amakhulupirira." Don Fraser
"Akazi ngati ine chifukwa ndimawapangitsa kuseka. Ndipo ndi chiganizo chotani, kupatula kuseka kwa m'chiuno?" - Mickey Rooney
Tsiku losawonongeka kwambiri ndilo limene sitinaseke. " - Nicolas Chamfort
"Sindine munthu wanzeru ... koma ndikudziwa chikondi ." - Forrest gump
"Simungadziwe chikondi ngati chakukhumudwitsani." - Magazi Owona
Anonymous Funny Quotes
"Mukadakonda munthu, mungachite chilichonse pa iwo ... kupatula kuwakonda."
"Chikondi chili ngati nkhondo: N'zosavuta kuyamba koma zovuta kuthetsa."
"Zinthu zitatu sizingabisike: kukopa, umphaŵi, ndi chikondi." - mwambi wa ku Yiddish
"Ndimamverera ngati mwamuna wachisanu ndi chitatu wa Zsa Zsa Gabor usiku wake waukwati: Ndikudziwa zomwe ndikuyenera kuchita ... Ndikungofuna kupeza njira yokondweretsa." - maudindo ambiri
"Palibe mwamuna yemwe ali wokwatira kwenikweni mpaka amvetsetsa mawu onse amene mkazi wake SAKUTI akunena." - osadziwika
"Mwamuna wokalamba amene amakwatira mkazi wamng'ono amakhala wamng'ono - koma amakula." - anthu akunena
"N'zosakayikitsa kuti anthu okwatirana azikhala okwatirana pang'ono, koma okwatirana ayenera kudziwana kuti athetse banja."
"Ngati chikondi ndi chopanda khungu, n'chifukwa chiyani mayerekero amatchuka kwambiri?" - osadziwika
"Pali mitundu itatu ya amuna omwe samvetsa akazi: Achinyamata, achikulire, ndi a zaka zapakati." - Anonymous (ndi chifukwa chabwino)